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kinetic-squirrel:

datfmagurl:

kinetic-squirrel:

I heard an update happened so

Someone please speed this up



No Caliborn, stop. That is not how you pole dance.
Why are you even trying? Why?

kinetic-squirrel:

datfmagurl:

kinetic-squirrel:

I heard an update happened so

Someone please speed this up

No Caliborn, stop. That is not how you pole dance.

Why are you even trying? Why?

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I love this picture that goes with it
Like he’s got his fists raised
“WHY CAN’T I REMEMBER ANYTHING”
"WHYYYYYY???!!"

Both the male and female Pacific Octopus experiences senescence after mating.  The males wander the ocean aimless and starve to death or are hunted by predators as they float aimlessly and the females die almost immediately after the eggs hatch due to starvation.

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jesperidamnati:

tigerach:

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I love this picture that goes with it

Like he’s got his fists raised

WHY CAN’T I REMEMBER ANYTHING”

"WHYYYYYY???!!"

Both the male and female Pacific Octopus experiences senescence after mating.  The males wander the ocean aimless and starve to death or are hunted by predators as they float aimlessly and the females die almost immediately after the eggs hatch due to starvation.

(Source) for info above

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Necessity is the mother of invention, after all. This is the same reason why TV remotes were invented.
Actually getting up is a last resort. Not to mention the drastic improvement to watched pot efficiency.

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Necessity is the mother of invention, after all. This is the same reason why TV remotes were invented.

Actually getting up is a last resort. Not to mention the drastic improvement to watched pot efficiency.

Hey, Sette, what hair colour did the Aldish you'd see back in New Tawhoque have?
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unsoundedask:

"Brown, I guess. What’re them called, Dwayne?"

Semon. Bronze. They do seem to make up the majority of the displaced. It is no surprise. They are the most populous caste in Alderode as well, and often are pushed towards the sea.

"Like, t’drown ‘em?"

As sailors, my dear. I was acquainted with a pleasant renghul lad employed at the drydocks as well. He married a lovely local lass last spring and wished a Ssaelit priest officiate a private ceremony. Of course I refused. A carcass in a cassock flouting Ssael’s law? I would have cursed that union, no matter how pure my intentions.

"Zombieface, you’re the most depressin’ creature in existence."

ask-oppositestuck:

i call this ship

hot choclety milk

And Tiny Spidermom.

Everything is opposite.

EVERYTHING.

What if Caliborn loses his eyes to JOHN, though. What if that is what's about to happen next update.

bladekindeyewear:

HOW? Is he gonna throw tiny hammers at his eyeballs?? It’s not exactly possible.

This fight will more likely be brief and humorous.

And… what’s not humorous about John thwacking Caliborn in the back of his skull such that his eyes pop out of his head like billiard balls… or croquet balls in this case?

I mean heck, Jake’s eyes came off his face (as if they were attached to his glasses) earlier due to the blunt force trauma of brobot’s robo slap.

Why not here?  Would that be too goofy to be taken as an actual plot happening?

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There are times when I kind of wonder if Japan is actually real and not just some bizarre fantasy land that people talk about all the time.

Homestuck Facts I realised at 3am

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- Poppop Crocker and Nanna Egbert (aka Post-Scratch John and Pre-Scratch Jane) are the only Human characters that we can assume aren’t virgins…. 

- Calliope and Caliborn’s parents are the only character that we 100% know that aren’t virgins

-Lord English is basically just a really frustated virgin (Someone get him a fedora Trilby) 

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I can’t believe this is fucking Canon!

I feel at least 30% responsible somehow.

The Guru is Meditating

lil-sis-reads:

Are you sitting comfortably?

Then I shall begin. 

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Once upon a time there was a planet of trolls…

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Seriously. It was Scratch. The whole murderous thing was part of his great plan. Wow, and I thought I’d run out of reasons to hate the guy.

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You have to be fucking kidding me! The trolls we know weren’t the first troll session. Someone already scratched. I didn’t see that coming. Not at all. So the peaceful planet wasn’t just Alternia in the past, it was Alternia in a completely different universe, a different iteration. 

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BS will probably tell you, but it was the fans that crashed the site.

First update in a year, and the info of it was leaked to the public. 

Homestuck, the only webcomic who’s fandom is effectively a DOS attack out of nothing but sheer enthusiasm.