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Mario, Luigi and Satoru Iwata doing the “Nintendo Direct” gesture.

Man compare the three of them.  Mario looks like he’s not even trying, he’s just phoning it in.  But Luigi is giving it his ALL.

Mario, Luigi and Satoru Iwata doing the “Nintendo Direct” gesture.

Man compare the three of them.  Mario looks like he’s not even trying, he’s just phoning it in.  But Luigi is giving it his ALL.

Yeah…  Yeah, that’s glass.

Yeah…  Yeah, that’s glass.

How many readers do you think are out there ? Considering there are 1600 backers on Kickstarter ... can there be maybe 1600 x 10 online readers ?
Anonymous

unsoundedcomic:

I think it’s just ten people who keep changing their names.

I’m not sure I could handle the complexity of juggling 160 separate identities.  Though it does make me wonder how easy/difficult it would be to write a browser extension that not only manages passwords and logins but also cycles through identities on a cyclic or random rotation…

Probably not that hard actually.  Probably been done already a hundred times over actually.  *shrug*

firstnamezacklastnamemorrison:

I answered some Q&A stuff on twitter to make up for the lack of a page on Monday! Thanks for reading!

I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything as funny as that last set of four panels in my life.  I’m not sure I ever will again.

I don’t think even seeing Johnny do one of his training LARPS will live up to those last four panels.

aradia-paradia:

thedildoassassin:

shout out to that reddit forum that said that dave couldnt be a poc because (and i quote) “He’s blonde…”

((I drew this durin my most recent stream so I figured it belonged here even tho it isn’t technically aradia related ~3~ ))

Dave also canonically has red eyes.  And not just albino pinkish-red eyes, full blown red irises.  Humans don’t get that eye color naturally.  Further he’s always had astonishing speed, even as a baby.
Clearly he has at least one or two (significant) genetic mutations, the blond hair could easily be a part of that.  Not at all impossible or too surprising considering he was born from ghost slime in an extraterrestrial lab, and his biological parents had their genetic information pulled right out of a bootstrap paradox.
As a result race (and race-related genetics) is kind of a futile thing to even try to apply here, cultural background notwithstanding.  I don’t know why people go nuts about this kind of thing.
Also, words cannot express how much I enjoy that dreadlocks Dave’s hair over there still kinda resembles a bird.

aradia-paradia:

thedildoassassin:

shout out to that reddit forum that said that dave couldnt be a poc because (and i quote) “He’s blonde…

((I drew this durin my most recent stream so I figured it belonged here even tho it isn’t technically aradia related ~3~ ))

Dave also canonically has red eyes.  And not just albino pinkish-red eyes, full blown red irises.  Humans don’t get that eye color naturally.  Further he’s always had astonishing speed, even as a baby.

Clearly he has at least one or two (significant) genetic mutations, the blond hair could easily be a part of that.  Not at all impossible or too surprising considering he was born from ghost slime in an extraterrestrial lab, and his biological parents had their genetic information pulled right out of a bootstrap paradox.

As a result race (and race-related genetics) is kind of a futile thing to even try to apply here, cultural background notwithstanding.  I don’t know why people go nuts about this kind of thing.

Also, words cannot express how much I enjoy that dreadlocks Dave’s hair over there still kinda resembles a bird.

Giving The French Stick

Customer: *with a strong French accent* “I would like a ticket to Paris, USA.”

(His friends are snickering.)

Me: “The one in Illinois or in Tennessee?”

Customer: *pauses* “What?”

Me: “Do you want Paris IL, or Paris TN?”

Customer: “How about Marseilles?”

Me: “Okay, Marseilles in Illinois or Ohio?”

Customer: “Berlin?”

Me: “So, Connecticut?”

Customer: “Moscow?”

Me: “Idaho?”

Customer: “You’re making that up.”

(I show him the screen for Moscow, Idaho.)

Customer: “Look, I was only pointing out that American movies always list the city and country for a location because you’re too d*** stupid to know that Paris is in France!”

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"I forbid literal computers" - What does a "literal computer" mean? As opposed to "digital" machine, is it something that uses literals, i.e. something to process text? You said "The khert even has arithmetical functions built into it", so apparently you permit numerical computing. Ghosts can talk, like Timofey does, so apparently you permit speech synthesizing. Do you just prohibit any kind of text processing, like text editing, e-mails, SMS, online forums like this one, etc?
Anonymous

unsoundedcomic:

I mean literally a tangible computer with a motherboard and memory and a cpu inside a case with a screen running an OS.

That’s a weird bit of confusion.  Anyone talking about a “literal computer” is quite literally referring to a computer.

But I guess that seems clearer to me since I’d be more inclined to call a computer that processes via text instead of digital signals a “verbal computer.”

A verbal computer is also a pretty good estimate for human beings considering we think so much in language, but naturally humans are more complicated than that.

But a decent verbal computer could probably pass a Turing test.

So now I’m rambling.

At first I just  thought it was a dog and then I saw a teddy bear body and was legitimately startled for a moment or two.
Uncanny.  Very awesome.

At first I just  thought it was a dog and then I saw a teddy bear body and was legitimately startled for a moment or two.

Uncanny.  Very awesome.

darnellehailey:

theonion:

45 Million Gallons Of Crude Blood Lost In Red Cross Pipeline Rupture

So the red cross is transporting the blood I give in a damn pipeline songs never again

Yes, because The Onion, prints only the truth.  Always.

darnellehailey:

theonion:

45 Million Gallons Of Crude Blood Lost In Red Cross Pipeline Rupture

So the red cross is transporting the blood I give in a damn pipeline songs never again

Yes, because The Onion, prints only the truth.  Always.

But You Can INSERT an END

(I am in a C programming course so the classroom is also a computer lab. I finish my assignment early and am bored. I reach over to the woman sitting next to me and pluck the ESC key off of her keyboard.)

Me *evil voice* “There is no escape…”

Woman: *rolls eyes*

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