Uncleva tumbla
Putting The T Into Hipster

(A coworker friend of mine and I are taking a break and talking about the show ‘Breaking Bad’)

Me: “Yeah. I used to really watch the first season pretty religiously, before it got all the press and the hype.”

Coworker: “What a little hipster! All you need are some glasses and a Chai Tea.”

(I turn around and put on my glasses.)

Me: “Better?”

Coworker: “Ha! Now you’re just missing your cup of tea.”

Me: “Well, I already drank it. You know, before it got cool.”

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Did much of the formspring crowd switch over to tumblr with you or have you seen mostly new people asking questions?
Anonymous

unsoundedcomic:

I think a lot of the old crowd is here… some of y’all changed handles though :3

Yup.  Probably wasn’t to hard to identify ventriclelute as unclevertitle.

Course I was unclevertitle on formspring originally, but then I lost access to my old account somehow.

Probably the most creative use of lego I’ve seen yet.

I like adding milk to my scrambled eggs. They are more fluffy that way. But why water
Anonymous

askdave-sprite:

ask--judesprite:

well, here: 

eggs:

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Fish sauce:

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Water:

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Mix:

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Fry:

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Scramble it:

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Serve:

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UNHOLY SCREAMING

Dude, calm the fuck down. You are not a chicken. You’re welcome. Crisis averted.

Not bad for an eyeless amorphous blob!

Not bad for an eyeless amorphous blob!

hostilehottie:

celestia:

remember

if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me

This was hilariously terrible, and a little bit creepy.  What the heck was going on with his eyebrows at the end there?

sprout-princess:

fuckyeah1990s:

Everytime a character says the word “Pokemon” in Episode 13 “Mystery At tHe Lighthouse”

THAT’S JUST THE ENTIRE EPISODE RIGHT THERE WHAT

It’s like they are the Pokemon “Pokemon” and can only say their species name like other Pokemons.

Pokemon

hello are you male or female
Anonymous

bladekindeyewear:

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Anon forgot to say “Welcome to world of Pokemon!” first.

How do you say: "That boy ain’t right" in Tainish?

How do you say: "That boy ain’t right" in Tainish?

Paradox Space questions

beforeireadparadoxspace:

Is anyone else wondering where Gamzee got the bunny from?

Probably pulled it out of that hat.